Posted: 10 Mar 2012 11:01 PM PST
The "Rude Jogger" is up and running again.
You may remember (or not) that a couple of years back I wrote about some untoward behavior perpetrated out at the Steiner Ranch neighborhood by a character I dubbed the Rude Jogger.
I never could identify the Rude Jogger, but folks in the 'hood were gossiping about her breaches of running etiquette as she jogged on Quinlan Park Road. She was the talk and the terror of the neighborhood. In the suburbs, terror sometimes has a low threshold.
The story went that the Rude Jogger, described as petite, blond, 40 or 50, fit and snarly, "plowed into" another woman, then yelled at her, "If you would move your fat ass off the sidewalk, there would be enough room for both of us."
That reminds me of the bumper sticker "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
In another incident, the Rude Jogger allegedly ran into yet another woman, then exclaimed, loudly, "ONE JOGGER PER LANE." After the story broke, the neighbors formed a Facebook group called Fatsos Unite Now, or FUN.
The tale got plenty of attention out at Steiner Ranch, but I thought it was dead by now.
Wrong. Austin singer and songwriter Marilyn Rucker was so taken with the Rude Jogger legend that she put together a 2 1/2-minute video about it to accompany her new song "Rude Jogger," found at vimeo.com/38069056.
Some of the lyrics? "Nobody can grab her, 'cause she's oiled her thighs. 'Cause she's a ruuuude, ruuuude, rude jogger."
So what's the budget on this "Rude Jogger" video? "Uh, so far I think the expense was getting lunch for everybody," Marilyn said. "I brought sandwich meats. Sandwich meats and cookies. I paid everybody in cookies. And I made everybody sign a release that said they were being paid in cookies."
Why memorialize the Rude Jogger in a video? "I have a history of picking out current events and writing about them," said Marilyn, Austin's female equivalent of Weird Al Yankovic.
Her song "20 Naked Pentecostals" covers the story of those wacky churchgoers who packed into their car naked in Floydada, northeast of Lubbock, because the devil made them do it, then drove to Vinton, La., and crashed into a tree. Marilyn also wrote the song "Grandma, Show Us Your Tattoos." That one can be found on her CD "Everybody's Somebody Else's Weirdo."
Last weekend, Marilyn and friends filmed her "Rude Jogger" video in Trailhead Park in far Northwest Austin. The cast included a woman wearing a white feather boa and a flesh-colored body suit so she would appear nekkid and a man in a long, scruffy white beard and Longhorns ball cap chasing her about the park with a butterfly net.
Why, you ask? In the video plot line, the Rude Jogger, played by Sharon Maner, who sings in Marilyn's band the Studebakers, turns out to be a nude jogger, too — even though the Rude Jogger was never seen running in the buff.
"Truth is stranger than fiction, although the re-enactment of truth can be pretty darned strange," Marilyn explained as Dan Eggleston, the guy with the beard, chased the Rude/Nude Jogger with his net.
Another scene features Edison Block, 10, and Lezlie George, a thin woman who looks like she could use a cheeseburger, banging nunchucks together, while Becky Cavanaugh, in a tie-dye shirt with eyes on the front, twirls a rope as if she's fixing to lasso the Rude/Nude Jogger. This trio plays the vigilantes.
Meanwhile, Marilyn, as director, was trying to inspire the group to greater theatrical heights.
"You're mad. You're mad. She's stolen your dignity. She's stolen your right to jog in peace," Marilyn urged them on, as the camera rolled.
In another scene, a line of five would-be thespians locks arms to keep the Rude/Nude Jogger from busting through. But all hell breaks lose when Maner surprises them from behind and smashes through the human blockade.
"You guys are the vigilantes, as the Rude Jogger needs to be punished," instructed Gary Feist, the videographer.
I asked Gary, who plays bass for Marilyn's band, if he's getting paid for his video work. He gave me a look that asked, "What are you? Stupid or something?"
I took that as a no.
People say the city's growth has damaged Austin's claim of being really weird. I think this video production proves otherwise, how about you?
You may remember (or not) that a couple of years back I wrote about some untoward behavior perpetrated out at the Steiner Ranch neighborhood by a character I dubbed the Rude Jogger.
I never could identify the Rude Jogger, but folks in the 'hood were gossiping about her breaches of running etiquette as she jogged on Quinlan Park Road. She was the talk and the terror of the neighborhood. In the suburbs, terror sometimes has a low threshold.
The story went that the Rude Jogger, described as petite, blond, 40 or 50, fit and snarly, "plowed into" another woman, then yelled at her, "If you would move your fat ass off the sidewalk, there would be enough room for both of us."
That reminds me of the bumper sticker "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
In another incident, the Rude Jogger allegedly ran into yet another woman, then exclaimed, loudly, "ONE JOGGER PER LANE." After the story broke, the neighbors formed a Facebook group called Fatsos Unite Now, or FUN.
The tale got plenty of attention out at Steiner Ranch, but I thought it was dead by now.
Wrong. Austin singer and songwriter Marilyn Rucker was so taken with the Rude Jogger legend that she put together a 2 1/2-minute video about it to accompany her new song "Rude Jogger," found at vimeo.com/38069056.
Some of the lyrics? "Nobody can grab her, 'cause she's oiled her thighs. 'Cause she's a ruuuude, ruuuude, rude jogger."
So what's the budget on this "Rude Jogger" video? "Uh, so far I think the expense was getting lunch for everybody," Marilyn said. "I brought sandwich meats. Sandwich meats and cookies. I paid everybody in cookies. And I made everybody sign a release that said they were being paid in cookies."
Why memorialize the Rude Jogger in a video? "I have a history of picking out current events and writing about them," said Marilyn, Austin's female equivalent of Weird Al Yankovic.
Her song "20 Naked Pentecostals" covers the story of those wacky churchgoers who packed into their car naked in Floydada, northeast of Lubbock, because the devil made them do it, then drove to Vinton, La., and crashed into a tree. Marilyn also wrote the song "Grandma, Show Us Your Tattoos." That one can be found on her CD "Everybody's Somebody Else's Weirdo."
Last weekend, Marilyn and friends filmed her "Rude Jogger" video in Trailhead Park in far Northwest Austin. The cast included a woman wearing a white feather boa and a flesh-colored body suit so she would appear nekkid and a man in a long, scruffy white beard and Longhorns ball cap chasing her about the park with a butterfly net.
Why, you ask? In the video plot line, the Rude Jogger, played by Sharon Maner, who sings in Marilyn's band the Studebakers, turns out to be a nude jogger, too — even though the Rude Jogger was never seen running in the buff.
"Truth is stranger than fiction, although the re-enactment of truth can be pretty darned strange," Marilyn explained as Dan Eggleston, the guy with the beard, chased the Rude/Nude Jogger with his net.
Another scene features Edison Block, 10, and Lezlie George, a thin woman who looks like she could use a cheeseburger, banging nunchucks together, while Becky Cavanaugh, in a tie-dye shirt with eyes on the front, twirls a rope as if she's fixing to lasso the Rude/Nude Jogger. This trio plays the vigilantes.
Meanwhile, Marilyn, as director, was trying to inspire the group to greater theatrical heights.
"You're mad. You're mad. She's stolen your dignity. She's stolen your right to jog in peace," Marilyn urged them on, as the camera rolled.
In another scene, a line of five would-be thespians locks arms to keep the Rude/Nude Jogger from busting through. But all hell breaks lose when Maner surprises them from behind and smashes through the human blockade.
"You guys are the vigilantes, as the Rude Jogger needs to be punished," instructed Gary Feist, the videographer.
I asked Gary, who plays bass for Marilyn's band, if he's getting paid for his video work. He gave me a look that asked, "What are you? Stupid or something?"
I took that as a no.
People say the city's growth has damaged Austin's claim of being really weird. I think this video production proves otherwise, how about you?
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